Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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