Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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