I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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