Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
