I CAN MOONWALK!
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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