Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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