next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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