No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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