I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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