Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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