I got chris browned last night
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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