is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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