**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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