I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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