She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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