I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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