So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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