I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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