Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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