What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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