oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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