She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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