Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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