why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Sext me about skeletons
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
