My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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