I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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