i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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