dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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