the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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