How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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