her vagine was all disorganized.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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