My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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