I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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