ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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