piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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