i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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