Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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