i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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