FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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