The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
he thought i was a dude.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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