A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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