Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
