Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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