Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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