anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He kissed a someone with a penis
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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