these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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