Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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