"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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