you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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