Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Farmville is her only friend.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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