But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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