she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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