so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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