just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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