We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
