i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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