I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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